Atomic Butter Babes

Naughtycal. Sexy. Dangerous. These three things are the only, I repeat, ONLY things that are taken into account when the Atomic Butter Babes are writing songs. Ridiculous? Perhaps. But we'll all be thanking the Atomic Butter Babes when they save us all from the giant VAMPIRE SQUID that is planning an attack on the human race.

These 5 (and sometimes more) nautical sex-gods live aboard their ship, The Dutch Uncle. Led by Admiral Sexy (vocals), enforced by Captain Penis (guitar), smacked around by Commander Schmee (drums), diddled by FORCM Jellyfist (guitar) and Lieutenant Nipples (bass), and occasionally backed by Seaman Apprentices Fucking Wa-Wa and McKnifey (backup vocals), these men are here to ruin your night by lampooning your precious "hardcore" and stealing your girlfriend/boyfriend. Beware.

"These poppy but aggressive nautical themed songs sometimes leave you wondering if they had actually practiced them before recording." - Pete, Maximum Rock and Roll

"Repetitive lyrics, unintelligible vocals, and a terrible recording all blend together to make this sound like something that got made in the basement by some drunken goof offs. Oh yeah, and one of the band members is apparently named Captain Penis." - Jennifer, Razorcake

Releases!!
Manatease (2008)

Releases!!
Mix It Up, Fuck It Up
(2010)
(2011)
Potsie
(2011)
The Taxpayers
(2010)
(2009)
(2007)
Andrew Link
(2011)
Lee Corey Oswald
(2010)
(2011)
Atomic Butter Babes
(2008)
Terrorpop
(2007)

About

Useless State exists to promote artists within the Portland/NW area, so we rarely put out releases by those who are not. When USR releases something, a lot of planning has gone into it and is generally for someone directly within our community. However, we love to experience new creations and arts. If you’d like to send us something, please do. We enjoy building connections with others and sharing works.

Please allow up to 2 weeks to receive your order. Between day jobs, life, and traveling we can get a little tied up sometimes.

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The new website…

Well, we're in transition between sites and styles right now. If you're looking for all of our old content... It's in the Florida Keys hanging out with J. Buff right now. The important part is that you can buy the new Taxpayers album while we get the rest of the site back in order. Whurd.